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The most entertaining World Cup ever!

Posted by Jae Senn on 10th July 2006

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Did anyone notice how much Germany 2006 resembles a WWE skit? Players roll on the ground trying to gain sympathy only to pick themselves up because the ref didn’t see their acting.. Players getting bashed up but the ref was unaware as he’s looking elsewhere.

Zidane_iron_headAnd now, Zidane, to cap off his stellar career, has done something decidedly French - he helps his team surrender in the last minute, clawing with every last breath to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. A beautiful 12-year career that saw him as a technical strategist and playmaker, marred by the last 10 minutes of his professional competitive career. Imagine that. Going down in history as one of the few players who have ever been red-carded in a World Cup final, and I would say, for the most entertaining reason ever!
Apparently, he was reacting to a racist slur from Materazzi. Check out his headbutt.. if that isn’t proof that Zidane trains in the Shaolin Iron Head skill, I don’t know what is!! This scene is bound to be a cult favourite for the wrong reasons much like how the legendary Rene Higuita’s “scorpion kick” is. While the “Scorpion kick” captured everyone’s attention and imagination with its grace and with an effective save, Zidane’s headbutt will be forever etched in the minds of many due to the sheer force behind it that in no uncertain way led to France’s defeat.

Expect more clips like these in the coming days.. I’m amazed.. these people slapped together these funny shit just hours after the World Cup! Don’t they have jobs to do or something?..

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